Kayfabe lies: Triple H inspired by President Mugabe

Kayfabe lies completely make up a story to fill in the blanks that the WWE writers did not.

Many fans are wondering why Triple H was booked so strongly last night at the Survivor Series, subsequently burying all the former NXT Champions he bought up from NXT.

We at the Dirty Sheets have managed to find out the answer via our ever reliable source, Dave Scmeltzer.

According to Schmeltzer, former NXT Champions Finn Balor, Nakamura, Samoa Joe and Bobby Roode were not scheduled to be buried by the WWE booking and be 4 of the first 5 men eliminated at last night’s Survivor Series.

However, our sources have informed us that things changed during the week, after Triple H became overwhelmingly influenced by Zimbabwe’s President Mugabe, after watching the news and admiring his refusal to stand down as President of Zimbabwe, despite a deadline imposed by his own party.

Needless to say, Triple H became inspired by Mugabe, a man who abused his power and refused to relinquish his spot- something Triple H could easily relate to, leading to a complete booking overhaul and the mass burial of several key full-time WWE talents. May their careers rest in peace.