Kayfabe Lies: Major news regarding plans for the Fabulous Moolah Memorial Battle Royal

Kayfabe lies completely make up a story to fill in the blanks that the WWE writers did not.

The WWE announced plans to have a Fabulous Moolah Memorial Battle Royal last Monday on Raw.

The Dirty Sheets were confused about how this came to be, given that the WWE swerved naming the Mae Young Classic, the Moolah Classic, as they were fully aware of The Fabulous Moolah’s past. This centred around taking advantage of her own female trainees, by taking a large cut of their earnings and pimping them out for sex without their knowledge. However, we are being told that the WWE don’t plan to hide the truth and are going to go all out, by making the match a proper tribute to The Fabulous Moolah.

We can exclusively report that The Godfather will be at Wrestlemania and will be a huge part of the match. To pay tribute to Moolah, all of the women will come down to ring lead by The Godfather and will all come down to his music. During the match, we are told that The Godfather will be taking bids from the ringside fans, to spend the night with their favourite female wrestler, offering ringside fans a unique opportunity like never before.

The winner of the match will be rewarded by being exempt from being forced into having sex with one of the ringside fans. The tribute to Moolah will continue 8 weeks after Wrestlemania, when the women receive their WrestleMania pay-offs, where the WWE plan to steal 50% of their earnings.

It certainly seems like the match is going to be a fitting tribute to The Fabulous Moolah.

To read full details about The Fabulous Moolah’s past, go to: https://www.patreon.com/posts/17529369