Kayfabe Lies: The WrestleMania Pre-Show is LIVE right now!

Kayfabe lies completely make up a story to fill in the blanks that the WWE writers did not.

In their never-ending effort to make WrestleMania longer and longer each year, the WrestleMania Pre-Show began last night, immediately after the Mixed Match Challenge Final.

Renee Young is planning to stay on the air for a full 120 hours, purely relying on coffee and energy drinks, and sleeping during video packages or whilst Booker T, Jerry Lawler and Shawn Michaels are talking. The production team are also going to buy Renee more sleeping team this Friday, when she will ask Booker T to explain what “Chucky Ducky Quack Quack” means and where it came from.

As for Michaels, he will occupy a new type of “Mr WrestleMania” role, as he will be key to the WWE pulling off the 120 hour WrestleMania pre-show, as the producers know that they can ask Michaels questions and get long laboured responses without ever answering the actual question.

The WWE are also planning to kill hours of time by having the likes of Ric Flair, Jerry Lawler, Michael Hayes, Bruno Sammartino and Larry Zbysko come in and tell long, boring and somewhat irrelevant stories about their careers.

In addition to the aforementioned legends, the WWE will also be bringing in the pairing of JBL and Madusa, who proved at the Royal Rumble, that they are more than capable of providing fans with hours of meaningless conversation, without making any valid points.

The pre-show is on right NOW. Go to the WWE Network to check it out.