Exclusive: End of Era as Raw overruns to end from tomorrow- We reveal why

Any real wrestling fan will know that Raw never ends on time. This was a tactic both WWE and WCW used in the 90s to try and stay on the air longer than each other and create the feel that wrestling was real, and couldn’t be timed out perfectly. However, from tomorrow night, this tradition will come to an end, as the USA have instructed the WWE to start going off the air by 22.59.

This will come as a relief to many, who have grown tired off tedious 3 hour Raws, feeling the extra 15-20 minutes is completely unnecessary. Raw went to 3 hours on July 23rd 2012. At the time, there was mixed opinions about the move, with fans split about the decision. The WWE promoted the change by airing the hilarious commercial posted below:

Hilarious Commercial for 3 hour Raws

As time has gone on, most fans have grown to dislike the format, crying out for the WWE to drop the show back down to a more digestible 2 hours. That hasn’t quite happened yet, but many will certainly see losing 15 pointless minutes as a positive. The move will also allow fans who watch both the WWE and NFL, to watch the majority of the 4th quarter of the NFL Monday Night game- which is obviously the most significant part of the game.

According to our sources, the decision was made to aid the sitcom Modern Family, which was picked up by the USA Network for a whopping $1.5m per episode, just for syndication (old episodes). In the past, coming on after Raw would aid many programmes, as the USA Network believed that the WWE audience would continue watching the channel. However, based on research and social media activity, the USA Network feel that many fans of the sitcom are tuning out when they see wrestling on TV- with the tune out statistics seemingly outweighing the number of viewers who stay tuned.

Patreon Exclusive: Kayfabe truly dead- as Styles and Joe spotted at stripclub together

We all know that kayfabe isn’t something the WWE really care about anymore, but coming off a intense and personal feud, even I was surprised to hear that AJ Styles and Samoa Joe showed up together at a well known stripclub in Brighton, during the recent UK your.

To find out more and see proof, click the link below:

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Exclusive: Why Brock Lesnar won the Universal Championship

Last Friday at Crown Jewel, Brock Lesnar defeated Braun Strowman for the WWE Universal Championship.

The reasoning behind this is because the WWE are keen to have The Rock defeat Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship at WrestleMania, and do a rematch between the pair in Saudi Arabia in April. However, if they are unable to secure The Rock, it’ll be Braun Strowman who will defeat Lesnar, and finally take his place as the WWE’s top babyface. The seeds for this were clearly sewn last Friday.

If the WWE don’t secure The Rock, it’s not known if Lesnar vs Strowman if the WWE will go back to Ronda Rousey vs Charlotte Flair. However, we can confirm, that the story put out by Dave Meltzer, about Batista vs Triple H being the planned Main Event, is completely FALSE. Whilst the match WAS pencilled in, it was NEVER considered to Main Event ahead of Rousey vs Charlotte or anything involving The Rock.

Despite the fact that Rousey and Charlotte are still set to face at WrestleMania, that match is no longer the preferred Main Event. To find out why, check out our exclusive story by going to:

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Patreon Exclusive: What Renee Young will wear at Crown Jewel and plans for Dean Ambrose

The Dirty Sheets can reveal that BOTH Dean Ambrose and Renee Young have travelled to Saudi Arabia. Ambrose was originally against being a part of Crown Jewel, however, unlike Bryan and Cena, his reasons were not related to the death of Jamal Khashoggi. Ambrose’s issues centred around the country’s attitude towards women and the fact his wife, Renee Young wouldn’t be allowed on the show.

With Renee now being shockingly added to broadcast team, Ambrose has altered his stance and is now in Saudi Arabia with the other WWE talents. Despite breaking ground, by commentating on the show, Renee Young may still be forced to adhere to Islamic culture and is likely to be wearing Muslim heargear, known as a hijab- according to our sources. Renee’s involvement in the show, was probably a part of the agreement the WWE reached with the Saudi Sports Authority to not cancel the show.

Meanwhile, Dean Ambrose’s role on the show will see him………

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Exclusive: WWE Evolution continues to fail miserably

In 2017, I had my Twitter account suspended for criticising women’s wrestling, because lots of male feminists aka social justice warriors aka fragile little flowers, decided to report me for having the opinion that NOBODY was buying a ticket to see the women. I openly criticised the WWE’s tactic of forcing women’s wrestling down our throats and clearly stated it wasn’t working, as I am a person who actually attended over 20 WWE shows per year and could clearly see that the concession stands were noticeably busier during the women’s matches. I am also a 28 year fan, who had seen the WWE market women as sex objects before deciding to jump on the sexual equality bandwagon- after seeing the success of Ronda Rousey in UFC. Yes, you deluded sheep, this was a business decision NOT a morality based decision.

Fast forward to the 2018, and the WWE are set to take the next step in the so-called women’s Evolution by putting on an all-women’s PPV. And guess what? The ticket sales are abysmal! Despite placing it in one of New York’s smaller arenas, only 60% of the tickets are sold, just one week away from the event. It’s almost like I actually knew what the f**k I was talking about! I don’t say this to gloat, but it’s also worth noting that, I made my “controversial” comments FIVE months BEFORE the WWE invested in Ronda Rousey, yet, even with Rousey, and even with female WWE legends from the past- all things which I didn’t even include in my assessment, there is STILL very little interest in watching an all-women’s PPV.

To add to the embarrassment of poor ticket sales for the event, the WWE were planning for a WWE Evolution VIP Lounge at the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum, which has now been canceled due to horrendous ticket sales, with Ticketmaster pulling the event from their site and promising refunds for anyone who bought one. Ticketmaster’s website stated:

“This event has been canceled. Refunds at Point of Purchase only. Internet & Phone orders will automatically be canceled & refunded.”

Excuse me for laughing to myself and feeling somewhat content about being completely right. You will know where to find me with both my 100% accurate news and also my seemingly 100% accurate opinions and predictions. That being:

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Patreon Exclusive: Crown Jewel FACTS & rumour killers

You’ve read all the crap written by the con artists and social justice fucktards who cover wrestling, now let’s hit you with the FACTS, given to us by one of our ever reliable sources- because unlike the others, we actually have reliable sources.

Manchester

This story epitomises the sort of crap these so called wrestling writers make up. Moving the event to Manchester hasn’t even been a f*cking conversation the WWE have had. Ths fake date being tossed around is 4th November, the same day Manchester City play Southampton at 3pm in Manchester, making it virtually impossible to pull off, due to the fact that Manchester Police would suddenly need to double the amount of people they employ for just one day, or decide not to Police the WWE event properly- which is never going to happen, especially when you consider that the fact that the event would be held at the MEN, the exact building where the Ariana Grande terrorist attack took place.

This seemed like a fun and logical bullshit story to throw out, but when you look at the FACTS, it’s clear that it was never even suggested. Just your typical fake news piece.

The Michaels and Lesnar situation 

I love seeing idiots blindly writing bullshit like, “they will just move the matches to another show, like Survivor Series or they will change the venue.”

Oh really Dave? Who’s gonna pay Michaels’ and Lesnar’s wages then? You, with the Observer money you’ve made from scamming dumb gullible morons who can’t work out they are being hoodwinked by your dead news?

To read the rest of this story and find out what will really next, including what Lesnar and Michaels are set to be paid, click the link below:

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Exclusive: The TRUTH about Owens injury and Lashley’s turn

Many so called wrestling news sites have been incorrectly reporting on both Kevin Owens’ injury and Bobby Lashley’s heel turn.

Kevin Owens was NOT injured by Bobby Lashley last Monday night.

Owens has been nursing a knee injury for some time which has worsened and requires surgery. The surgery was scheduled weeks before the match with Lashley on Monday.

Owens is likely to return as babyface, according to our source.

For the FACTS relating to Lashley’s heel turn and what the WWE plan to do with him in the future, go to:

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Exclusive: Shawn Michaels set to come out of retirement tonight

Tonight’s Raw is Chicago, IL, will be a big one. Not only will it set up a match between Nikki Bella and Ronda Rousey, but it will also see Shawn Michaels come out of retirement.

WWE officials have decided not to hold anything back, with WWE Evolution just 3 weeks away and Crown Jewel just 26 days away, WWE want to begin their push now- with the Chicago audience seen as the perfect crowd to deliver the positive crowd reactions the company are looking for.

Why McGregor’s loss was one of sports most satisfying outcomes

On Saturday night, Conor McGregor was comfortably beaten by Khabib Nurmagomedov. In my opinion, Khabib’s victory on Saturday, should rank alongside the achievements of Jesse Owens back in 1936.

For those unfamiliar with Owens, he achieved international fame at the 1936 Summer Olympics in Germany, by winning four gold medals: 100 meters, 200 meters, long jump, and 4 × 100 meter relay. He was the most successful athlete at the Games and, as a black man, he was credited with “single-handedly crushing Hitler’s myth of Aryan supremacy”, although he “wasn’t invited to the White House to shake hands with the President, either”.

The most satisfying thing about the destruction of Conor McGregor was the fact that McGregor is the ultimate modern day symbol of white supremacy. Whereas someone like Donald Trump stands for all the rich powerful white men out there, Conor stands for much less- as he stands for the fact that anything white, even the average white man, is supreme to anything that isn’t.

McGregor has openly mocked every fighter from any other background that wasn’t white- be it colour, beliefs or culture- Conor mocked them all. Floyd Mayweather was called “boy,” a slavery term, whilst his Black security guards were asked to “dance like monkeys,” whilst many others have been humiliated for their Mexican roots. During the build up to this fight, Khabib was called a smelly rat and continually taunted for his religious beliefs- with even his Wife and Father verbally attacked by the foul mouthed McGregor.

It is my firm belief that everyome that supports McGregor stands for those same beliefs, that white is right, and that anyone who isn’t white and doesn’t wholly adhere to the white culture is a second class citizen.

On Saturday night, the great white hope, Conor McGregor, had his vile uneducated racist arse got handed to him by a man who suffered the wrath of Conor’s disgusting antics for months. By the time fight time approached, Khabib was a man who wasn’t just fighting for and standing for his own religion and beliefs- but a man who represented everything and everyone who doesn’t stand for white trash and white supremacy! He was fighting for everyone who’s ever had to endure the feeling of racism or other prejudices.

Conor McGregor got taught a lesson, and showed the world who he really was when he QUIT in round 4, after 3 rounds where he lost every second of the fight.

And in case you haven’t worked it out, supreme humans don’t QUIT like a little bitch!

I would like to congratulate and thank Khabib Nurmagomedov for what he achieved on Saturday night.