Exclusive: Sasha Banks gets Chocolate Fingers on Raw

Us Brits love a good Chocolate Finger. However, on last night’s Raw, Sasha Banks received chocolate fingers of a different kind last night- when she was picked up by Apollo Crews.

Take a look at the photo and video, below:

https://twitter.com/wwepporn/status/1072355505987878912?s=12

While there is no doubt Apollo probably enjoys a finger licking good KFC from time to time, from the smile on his face, we would speculate that he enjoyed last night even more.

Wrestling Therapy RETURNS Tonight

Without doubt, the most popular Podcast we do is Wrestling Therapy, which is crazy as it only contains about 25% wrestling talk and the conversation often replicates our real life conversations, which range from anywhere to porn to politics. For those not in the loop, take a look at the example below:

So if you wanna hear a show that will deliver the most diverse 60+ minutes of audio content you’ll hear all week, with a little bit of wrestling sprinkled in, tune into therapy tonight, simply by subscribing to The Dirty Sheets iTunes channel.

For those listening for the first time, as a special treat, we will promise to cover wrestling right off the bat, as we think it would be highly appropriate to spend a decent amount of time talking about Becky Lynch, the No.1 reason to watch wrestling at the moment.

Exclusive: Braun Strowman cleared for TLC- as we FIRST reported FIVE days ago

Everyone seriously needs to check out our Patreon page.

Every major so-called wrestling journalist has clearly already signed up to it- under a hidden identity- which is evident by the way these morons steal our content every week.

Some of our most well known Patrons and content thieves include;

Dave Meltzer, Brad Shepard, Mike Johnson, Sean Ross Sapp, Ryan Satin, Wrestlevotes and many others.

Five days ago, we broke another major story, when we exclusively revealed Braun Strowman’s status for TLC.

To read the rest of this story, and to get all to latest breaking news FIRST, go to:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/patreon-braun-to-23036670

Patreon Exclusive: BAD NEWS for Velveteen Dream fans

So Vince McMahon loves the Velveteen Dream- but for all the wrong reasons.

According to our sources, the Dream has reignited a long time Vince McMahon obsession- to create himself a wrestling version of Little Richard. The last guy he tried to do this with was Wildman Marc Mero. Y’all worried yet?

For those not familiar with Little Richard, he is an American recording artist, singer-songwriter and actor, who was an open voyeur and bi-sexual, often performing in drag.

It’s a well known fact that McMahon has always been a fan of the pop music and culture icon, and even invited him to perform at WrestleMania X. Little Richard’s most-celebrated work dates from the mid-1950s when his dynamic music and charismatic showmanship presaged the rise of rock and roll.

To read the rest of this story, go to:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/22809939

Exclusive: Current plans for Alexa Bliss

Alexa Bliss continues to fail the WWE impact test, whilst still not having feelings in her forearm, related to a neck issue. According to our source, things are looking very bleak for Bliss, in terms of her ever wrestling again.

However, the WWE are keen to keep Alexa on TV- meaning that she will continue on in her role as the Raw women’s GM- likely to become an official role tonight on Raw. This is partly the reason why Raw swept SmackDown last night, so that it looks like Corbin and Bliss collectively did a great job.

CIA confirm: WWE Business Partner responsible for murder

The CIA has concluded that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, the man responsible for bringing the WWE to Saudi Arabia, did order the assassination of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul last month, contradicting the Saudi government’s claims that he was not involved in the killing.

The CIA’s assessment is the most definitive to date, linking Mohammed to the operation. These findings heavily complicate the Trump administration’s efforts to preserve its relationship with a close ally. It’s also likely to further complicate the WWE’s 10-year deal with the Saudi Sports Authority.

Dave Meltzer is the biggest CON ARTIST in Wrestling

Is anyone seriously still taking this washed-up lying has-been seriously? He hasn’t had a story all year and his new thing is to give a fake fabricated explanation as to why something happened, the day after it happened- while claiming he knew the event in question was happening all along. Therefore, my question is, if this f*cking dipshit knew what was happening, then why didn’t he report it, LIKE WE DID, which you can clearly see at the top of the page or by clicking the Blue link.

Instead, here is what the pathetic no-news fraud had to say:

If anyone still takes this joke of a source seriously in 2018, they probably believe that Star Wars really happened and that Santa is real.

MELTZER IS FINISHED as a credible source! He hasn’t had an informant in years! He’s living off a reputation built in the 80s and 90s, and if anyone is still giving this con-man money, he’s stealing from you, because you are a MORON!!

Don’t be a moron! Unsubscribe from the Observer today! If you put your $11 a month in jar, in one year you will have $132. That should be enough to get yourself a nice escort for an hour at the end of the year- because let’s face it, if you’ve been giving your money to Meltzer, you’re a mark, and you aren’t meeting women any other way.

FDM!

Exclusive (with Video): Major heat on Nia Jaxx as Becky Lynch OUT of Survivor Series

Sources are claiming there is MAJOR heat on Nia Jaxx for DELIBERATELY punching Becky Lynch in the nose- resulting in Becky being pulled from this Sunday’s Survivor Series, due to a completely broken nose.

It’s being said that Nia reacted in anger after being accidentally potatoed by Lynch and responded by deliberately striking Lynch straight in the nose. Fan footage has now leaked over Twitter confirming what Lynch told WWE officials after Raw.

https://twitter.com/reverseiris/status/1062451952452198401?s=12

It’ll be interesting to see what action the WWE take against Jaxx, if any, and how the WWE explain Lynch no longer being able to compete. For those wondering why she can’t compete with a protective nose guard, we are being told that this is because it is a full breakage that can’t simply be reset with minor keyhole type surgery, which would usually only be a 30-45 minute procedure.